Jonny Woo’s Un-Royal Variety

After storming Walthamstow in 2025, London’s major spectacle celebrating the cream of alternative performance, comedy, dance, drag, pop music and poppers, is back.

Woo curates and hosts a glorious punk pastiche of the classic Royal Variety with a rocking in-house band, a dazzling dance troupe and a line-up of some of the best and wildest acts from Soho Theatre’s stella roster alongside Woo’s own gaggle of cult collaborators.

Previous guests on the Un-Royal bill have included: Peaches, Betty Boo, Dina Martina, David McAlmont, Myra Dubois, Jayde Adams, Coco the Gogo, Ivo Dimchev, Dr Adam Perchard, Fi McClusky, Garry Starr, Lisette Krol, Bolly-Illusion, Camille Leon, Mr IPM, Leah Shelton, John Sizzle, A Man To Pet, Adrienne Truscott, CHRISTEENE, Mawaan Rizwan, Peter and Bambi, Lucy McCormick, Diane Chorley, La Gateau Chocolat, Robyn Herfellow, Lavinia Co-Op, Seayonce, Freida Slaves, Bourgeois & Maurice and a giant bottle of poppers.