The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    ‘The Orchard Theatre is conveniently located in the heart of Dartford’s town centre and attracts the latest and most sought after touring productions in the UK. We offer a range of entertainment from leading West End musicals, top comedians, bands, dramas, dance, classical music and opera. And of course, our ever popular annual pantomimes.’

    Upcoming events at The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    Alan Carr

    Have said Too Much

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    22 Jan 2027 - 23 Jan 2027

    Alan Carr

    Mo Gilligan

    National Tour

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    29 Jan 2026

    Mo Gilligan - The o you know

    Natural History Museum Presents Dinosaurs Live!

    Get ready for a roaring experience like no other!

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    5 Sep 2026

    The home of dinosaurs, London’s Natural History Museum, is going on tour!

    Taylormania

    Taylor Swift Eras - The Ultimate Tribute

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    16 Jan 2026

    An award-winning extravaganza that plays tribute to one of the leading contemporary recording artists of...

    The Chicago Blues Brothers – The Respect Tour

    Join the amazing CBB Band for a hand clapping, foot-stomping, hit parade corker of an evening.

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    13 Feb 2026

    Join Jake and Elwood, The Sweet Soul Sisters and the amazing CBB Band for a hand clapping, foot-stomping, hit parade corker of an evening.

    Operation Mincemeat

    The hilarious and sharp-witted musical that tells the story of a real-life - and extremely bizarre - WWII operation.

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    12 Oct 2026 - 17 Oct 2026

    Operation Mincemeat: A New Musical is directed by award-winning theatre group Splitlip, who are known for their fast-paced comedy and glam-punk music.

    Fawlty Towers The Play

    Featuring your favourite scenes from the sitcom’s unforgettable twelve episodes.

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    7 Jul 2026 - 11 Jul 2026

    Nearly 50 years since it first hit our TV screens, the ‘Greatest British sitcom of all time’ (Radio Times) is now a brand-new stage play, adapted by comedy legend John Cleese and directed by Caroline Jay Ranger.

    Sara Pascoe

    I Am A Strange Gloop

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    26 Feb 2026

    Sara Pascoe says Have you ever been awake in the middle of the night and thought something so...
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