The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    Orchard Theatre Dartford – Shows, Tickets & Guide

    The Orchard Theatre is conveniently located in the heart of Dartford’s town centre and attracts the latest and most sought after touring productions in the UK. We offer a range of entertainment from leading West End musicals, top comedians, bands, dramas, dance, classical music and opera. And of course, our ever popular annual pantomimes.’

    Upcoming events at The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    Peppa Pig’s Big Family Show

    Peppa Pig and friends are back in their brand new live stage show!

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    29 Aug 2026 - 30 Aug 2026

    Peppa Pig and friends are back in their brand new live stage show!

    Ben Portsmouth

    This is Elvis

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    26 Aug 2026

    Ben Portsmouth brings you his jaw-dropping tribute to the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll! With...

    That’ll Be The Day

    Immerse yourself in the ultimate fusion of rock ‘n’ roll, pop, and comedy with That’ll...

    Alan Carr

    Have I Said Too Much?

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    22 Jan 2027 - 23 Jan 2027

    Alan Carr

    Natural History Museum Presents Dinosaurs Live!

    Get ready for a roaring experience like no other!

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    5 Sep 2026

    The home of dinosaurs, London’s Natural History Museum, is going on tour!

    Operation Mincemeat

    The hilarious and sharp-witted musical that tells the story of a real-life - and extremely bizarre - WWII operation.

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    12 Oct 2026 - 17 Oct 2026

    Operation Mincemeat: A New Musical is directed by award-winning theatre group Splitlip, who are known for their fast-paced comedy and glam-punk music.

    Fawlty Towers The Play

    Featuring your favourite scenes from the sitcom’s unforgettable twelve episodes.

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    7 Jul 2026 - 11 Jul 2026

    Nearly 50 years since it first hit our TV screens, the ‘Greatest British sitcom of all time’ (Radio Times) is now a brand-new stage play, adapted by comedy legend John Cleese and directed by Caroline Jay Ranger.
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