The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    ‘The Orchard Theatre is conveniently located in the heart of Dartford’s town centre and attracts the latest and most sought after touring productions in the UK. We offer a range of entertainment from leading West End musicals, top comedians, bands, dramas, dance, classical music and opera. And of course, our ever popular annual pantomimes.’

    Upcoming events at The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    Operation Mincemeat

    The hilarious and sharp-witted musical that tells the story of a real-life - and extremely bizarre - WWII operation.

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    12 Oct 2026 - 17 Oct 2026

    Operation Mincemeat: A New Musical is directed by award-winning theatre group Splitlip, who are known for their fast-paced comedy and glam-punk music.

    Some Guys Have All The Luck

    The Rod Stewart Story

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    10 Oct 2025

    Some Guys Have All The Luck – The Rod Stewart Story is back in theatres with its hotly anticipated new production.

    That’ll Be The Day

    Immerse yourself in the ultimate fusion of rock ‘n’ roll, pop, and comedy with That’ll...

    Ben Portsmouth

    This is Elvis

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    31 Aug 2025

    Ben Portsmouth brings you his jaw-dropping tribute to the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll! With...

    An Evening of Burlesque

    A glorious Night of Glamour, Laughter and Feel-good Fun

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    30 Oct 2025

    Roll up, roll up… the UK’s longest-running burlesque show is back touring the nation

    Fawlty Towers The Play

    Featuring your favourite scenes from the sitcom’s unforgettable twelve episodes.

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    7 Jul 2026 - 11 Jul 2026

    Nearly 50 years since it first hit our TV screens, the ‘Greatest British sitcom of all time’ (Radio Times) is now a brand-new stage play, adapted by comedy legend John Cleese and directed by Caroline Jay Ranger.

    Dianne and Vito

    Red Hot and Ready

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    25 Jul 2025

    Strictly’s superstar professional dancers, Dianne Buswell and Vito Coppola star in a brand-new stage show...

    Sara Pascoe

    I Am A Strange Gloop

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    26 Feb 2026

    Sara Pascoe says Have you ever been awake in the middle of the night and thought something so...

    Rocky Horror Show

    UK Tour

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    18 May 2026 - 23 May 2026

    The Rocky Horror Show Tour

    Bat Out of Hell The Musical

    The Award Winning Hit Musical

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    25 Aug 2025 - 30 Aug 2025

    BAT OUT OF HELL: THE MUSICAL makes a triumphant return to the UK in 2025
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