The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    ‘The Orchard Theatre is conveniently located in the heart of Dartford’s town centre and attracts the latest and most sought after touring productions in the UK. We offer a range of entertainment from leading West End musicals, top comedians, bands, dramas, dance, classical music and opera. And of course, our ever popular annual pantomimes.’

    Upcoming events at The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    Operation Mincemeat

    The hilarious and sharp-witted musical that tells the story of a real-life - and extremely bizarre - WWII operation.

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    12 Oct 2026 - 17 Oct 2026

    Operation Mincemeat: A New Musical is directed by award-winning theatre group Splitlip, who are known for their fast-paced comedy and glam-punk music.

    Some Guys Have All The Luck

    The Rod Stewart Story

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    10 Oct 2025

    Some Guys Have All The Luck – The Rod Stewart Story is back in theatres with its hotly anticipated new production.

    That’ll Be The Day

    Immerse yourself in the ultimate fusion of rock ‘n’ roll, pop, and comedy with That’ll...

    An Evening of Burlesque

    A glorious Night of Glamour, Laughter and Feel-good Fun

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    30 Oct 2025

    Roll up, roll up… the UK’s longest-running burlesque show is back touring the nation

    Fawlty Towers The Play

    Featuring your favourite scenes from the sitcom’s unforgettable twelve episodes.

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    7 Jul 2026 - 11 Jul 2026

    Nearly 50 years since it first hit our TV screens, the ‘Greatest British sitcom of all time’ (Radio Times) is now a brand-new stage play, adapted by comedy legend John Cleese and directed by Caroline Jay Ranger.

    Sara Pascoe

    I Am A Strange Gloop

    The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

    26 Feb 2026

    Sara Pascoe says Have you ever been awake in the middle of the night and thought something so...
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